Goodbye Tummy – Hello MMMummy!

2025, January 15...

( !!! at the Hospital after my first cold shower) Mom...

(screaming) Hello!

This is my Day 0 in the World!

And after 9 months I wanted you know this about me:

First, let us agree on this very simple one: I am e more than just adorable little creature on whom you can blame your farts. (I cannot hold my head straight yet, if you just take me up from my balley)

And I am perfectly aware of that fact too: In 2015 less was being invested in clean technology than in fossil fuels. Now I am borne, clean technology receives almost twice as much. This year 2025 solar power should account for $500bn, more than every other source of generation combined. But can anybody please explain me: why have you been waiting for me that long? Time to wake up!

But then, and every now and then next months, please sleep when I sleep, everyone knows that right? This is this classic tip. But I say, why stop there?

Scream when I scream, take Benadryl when I take Benadryl and walk around pantless when I walk around pantless.